Triangle of Death (A.K.A. The Cupertino Triangle)

Next time you leave Cupertino to pick up a character in San Jose so you can get tacos in Moutain View and then come back to Cupertino all within an hour, you have completed a Cupertino Triangle, also known as the Triangle of Death. This "Triangle" is made anytime you depart from Cupertino, make two stops in bordering communities and arrive back in Cupertino. Shitty drivers, Marijuana, the wild deer herds of Saratoga and gasoline shortages may all affect your survival.

Visit Cupertino while in a heightened state of alert. Remember, unfortunate episodes are not accidents, but preventable incidents that will occur without warning.

Do not be alarmed. I have switched to zip files.
I could listen to this song on repeat for 14 years. If only the CD player in my car worked.

FPU - FPU Theme Song 7.8 megs

P.S.
I found this shirt on a french design site. They have obviously never been to Cupertino. They think it's all guys named Steve and computer shit all over the place. Far from the truth my friends. You know nothing of horror until you have stepped just one block from Apple's headquarters and ended up at Donut Wheel. By day, old men sip their coffee and students finish their Calculus homework, but by night, the unspeakable emerge to great you.